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This eighty five year recent couple, having been married virtually sixty years, had died in an exceedingly automotive crash. they'd been in physiological condition the last 10 years primarily because of her interest in food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion that was clad with a fine looking room and master bathtub suite and tub. As they "oohed and aahed" the recent man asked Peter what quantity all this was progressing to price.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship course that the house secured to. they might have playing privileges everyday and every week the course modified to a brand new one representing the nice golf courses on earth.
The recent man asked, "what area unit the inexperienced fees?".
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play without charge."
Next they visited the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the globe arranged out.
"How a lot of to eat?" asked the recent man.
"Don't you perceive yet? this can be heaven, it's free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, wherever area unit the low fat and low cholesterin tables?" the recent man asked shyly.
Peter lectured, "That's the simplest half...you can eat the maximum amount as you prefer of no matter you prefer and you ne'er get fat and you ne'er get sick. this can be Heaven."
With that the recent man went into a match of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping thereon, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his woman each tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The recent man checked out his woman and aforesaid, "This is all of your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I may are here 10 years ago!"
This eighty five year recent couple, having been married virtually sixty years, had died in an exceedingly automotive crash. they'd been in physiological condition the last 10 years primarily because of her interest in food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion that was clad with a fine looking room and master bathtub suite and tub. As they "oohed and aahed" the recent man asked Peter what quantity all this was progressing to price.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship course that the house secured to. they might have playing privileges everyday and every week the course modified to a brand new one representing the nice golf courses on earth.
The recent man asked, "what area unit the inexperienced fees?".
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play without charge."
Next they visited the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the globe arranged out.
"How a lot of to eat?" asked the recent man.
"Don't you perceive yet? this can be heaven, it's free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, wherever area unit the low fat and low cholesterin tables?" the recent man asked shyly.
Peter lectured, "That's the simplest half...you can eat the maximum amount as you prefer of no matter you prefer and you ne'er get fat and you ne'er get sick. this can be Heaven."
With that the recent man went into a match of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping thereon, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his woman each tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The recent man checked out his woman and aforesaid, "This is all of your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I may are here 10 years ago!"
