joke Bumper stickers


Where there is a can...I want to get on it. 

It's lonely at the highest, however you eat higher. 

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it. 

Friends assist you move. Real friends assist you move bodies. 

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 

Ever stop to suppose, and forget to begin again? 

Be nice to your children...They will discover your institution. 

Always bear in mind you are distinctive...Just like everybody else. 

As long as there ar tests, there'll be prayer publicly faculties.

Eschew obfuscation.